Please consider all things trite.
Oh Aaron….

While outside on break today I witnessed two older men walking into the tree line.  A few minutes later I caught the scent of marijuana.  It was around 8 at night a dark out.  I wondered if I should go inside and tell my boss but instead I yelled “IS THAT REEFER?! I’M CALLING THE COPS.”  Shortly after the two men speedily stumbled out of the woods and ran straight to their vehicle.

Then I chuckled to myself because I believe that I made them shit their pants.